page/Ten ELECTION SPEcmL CANDIDATES DEBATE \llTAL- ISSUES by Tom Hart and Jim Grossman On the first Tuesday of every 17th month the position of Head Cheerleader is openly evaluated by the poOples of the world and at that time they must decide if they wish to elect a new rep- resentative of hyper... Show morepage/Ten ELECTION SPEcmL CANDIDATES DEBATE \llTAL- ISSUES by Tom Hart and Jim Grossman On the first Tuesday of every 17th month the position of Head Cheerleader is openly evaluated by the poOples of the world and at that time they must decide if they wish to elect a new rep- resentative of hyper superlative, in— p tra congruent, outdoorsy type activit- ies or remain with the old proven cheerleading tactics of the former. The field is open to all qualifying students who care to involve them- selves to more intense platitudes without impairing their role in struc- tured life and their convalescent, sagarianistically oriented viewpoints. The position was announced through- )ut the entire upper midwest area in church bulletins. At the filing deadline only two men had filed. the estimual encumbent Thomas V. Hart and the incopetomous independent Jim Grossman. As is customary in political races, the Honorable Thomas Hart and the challenger, Jim Grossman (former National TCC Chairman) debated each other on the main campaign issues contained in their two platforms. The Honorable Thomas Hart, following the lead of other incumbents, chose to stand on his record, Gross- man introduced what is referred to as his Platform-8. The great debate took place in the depths of the secular l i l a l [1 city of Augsburg Room on the small campus of Augsburg J. C. . The ap- pointed time was 7:30. Hart arrived at 7:15 with his immediate staff, the Macalester debate team and the swim- ming coach from Hamline, who was helping the incumbent with his breath- ing. The photographers and sound men had been setting up since 6:30 and now were ready. Hart had taken his position at the table and was waiting, and still breathing. Mrs. Doloris Standsby, the mediator, was standing ever alert at the speaker's podium adorned with an official AFL striped officials jersey and whistle. A half hour later, Grossman arriv- ed and breathlessly greeted the oposi- tion with the universal cry of brother- hood and companionship: EE-AW- KEE! An embarrassed Donovan Lundeen stood up and rushed out followed by a group of 30 high school seniors who were being introduced 10 the Augsburg . that exists only in the minds of admi- ssions officers, college yearbooks and other non-existing entities. A CBS film crew ga110ped after Lundeen to film his activities for a 3 minute color Special on moral degradation. Grossman apologized for being late, stating that he couldn't find his mis-placed sunglasses. Hart approa- ched Grossman and tore the glasses from the top of Grossman's head, Show less
Page Nine 3TENSI-IOEL VICTIM OF MUDSLINGING by Grant Larson In the February 20th runoff election to fill two new seats on the Minnetonka City Council created by the adoption of a new city charter, Dr. Myles Sten- shoel, chairman of Augsburg'a De— partment of Political Science, was decisively... Show morePage Nine 3TENSI-IOEL VICTIM OF MUDSLINGING by Grant Larson In the February 20th runoff election to fill two new seats on the Minnetonka City Council created by the adoption of a new city charter, Dr. Myles Sten- shoel, chairman of Augsburg'a De— partment of Political Science, was decisively defeated. The two new councilmen elected are: Al Michals, an attorney, and Fred Han— us. Mr John Borden, an assistant trea- surer and secretary at General Mills, who ran first in the primary election, came in third. Stenshoel polled some hundred votes less than Borden. Voter turnout was relatively light. When asked what his reaction to the election results was, Stenshoel said, "Not being elected will mean less pres- sure on me, but I feel sorry for the C ity of Minnetonka and the council. The results will tend to polarize the council and make it harder to find a city manager willing to operate in a difficult political situation. " Dr. tenshoel feels strongly that he and Borden were victimized by a malicious whispering campaign and a last-minute political advertising effort which, according to Stenshoel, "made use of out-and-out falsehoods and the rawest kind of guilt by associations. " Stenshoel believes that as a result, many people""voted their fears" with little regard for what the candidates actually stood for. This extensive and expen— sive advertising campaign was launch— ed so close to the election date that there was no time for rebuttal. Sten- shoel indicated that the substantial financial support the opposition need- ed for this venture was provided by the building concerns presently located outside the community. Although he feels the campaign tactics used against him were unethical and illegal, Stenshoel says he has no intention of initiating a libel suit. How- ever, he and Borden have asked the county attorney to investigate whether or not fair campaign practices were violated. Even though Dr. Stenshoel sincerely feels he could gave made a meaning- fur contribution to Minnetonka City government, he isn't about to let de- feat stiflehis sense of humor. Look- ing back on the election, he leans back in his chair, puffs his pipe and cracks, "I tell my neighbors and friends in Minnetonka that I take a Christ-like attitude towards defeat,' Weep not for me, but for yourselves and your child— ren. " ENTER “SILVER OPINION COMPETITION” Gloria Wright is the Student Rep- resentative who is conducting the "Silver Opinion Competition" for Reed and Barton. Those interested in entering should contact Gloria in room 209 of Urness Tower for entry blanks and for complete details con- earning the competition rules. Show less
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v Page Four You might ask if this was "adequ- ate" representation. Has this been "tokenism"? Perhaps more commi- ttees should have included students; perhaps there should have been more students in each group. This is eas- ier to say in retrospect, however, than than it was to accomplish as the... Show morev Page Four You might ask if this was "adequ- ate" representation. Has this been "tokenism"? Perhaps more commi- ttees should have included students; perhaps there should have been more students in each group. This is eas- ier to say in retrospect, however, than than it was to accomplish as the study act uallydeveloped. There might be some question, too, about the adequacy of student contributuions. You seem— ed to feel frustrated by the rapid pro- gress of the task force and by how hard it was to gear in and become a working member of the group. I would suppose that others, for exam- ple, a first year teacher, would have felt much the same way. In spite of your feelings, however, you were not the victim of tokenism. Our Blackbrothers and sisters have been victims of this , but not you and 1. Students did participate in all phases and in most key committees on the blueprint. Under difficult circum- stances these students have made val- uable contributions as consultants and as communication links. This has been neither tokenism in sharing res- ponsibility, nor in the significance of the resluts. As chairman of the Steering Com- mittee for the final phase of the study, let me thank you, Wayne, and other students--especially LaRhae Grindal-- for your help and your concern in co- operative efforts such as these Aca- demic Blueprint. Sincerely , Dr. Eugene M. Skibbe Ode to a Swing Thing The park holds a swing that beckons my heart . to test her limp chains before I depart ‘3‘ In stupor I stand, transfixed by her plea she can not swing alone, but no chains hinder me. By thoughts bound but free I mount un- , aware of Spoken words still leashed in the ai Which ports as we climb defying the ground the challenging treetops bow all aroun With clouds yielding too, we soon be- come one, suspended in space, embraced by the sun. We're void of all hopes and minds" fantasies, I'm lost in the moment to life's mem- cries. of beaches at dawn 'neath feet running free and evening in spring that played with the sea, of laughter and love and songs I daret sing and silence at night that whiSpers would bring of days sheathed in bliss and days gone astray and swings such as this that get in my way. Thomas Haas Cover taken from an etching by Allen Zirzow originally entitled "Be ware of the Salesman that Smiles, " as reproduced by Thomas C. Peter- son. I Show less
PROF REAUS TD To Wayne &ieva and others: The concern which you expresses in the February 11 issue of the WHIS- PER about student representatives in the recent Academic Blueprint study is commendable, but it is unfortunately based an incomplete information. Your charge of "tokenism" is too... Show morePROF REAUS TD To Wayne &ieva and others: The concern which you expresses in the February 11 issue of the WHIS- PER about student representatives in the recent Academic Blueprint study is commendable, but it is unfortunately based an incomplete information. Your charge of "tokenism" is too dramatic and a factual basis is lacking for your discontent. If there is to be a good relationship between students, admin- istration and faculty, each of these groups must earnestly seek the facts, freely exchange information and views, and willingly cooperate with one an— other. With this in mind I respond to your letter. One possible misconception with regard to the Academic Blueprint re— lates to the nature of the study, It was not designed to be a faculty-student project, but a faculty study of institu— tional goals and priorities From the very beginning. however, it was a— greed that "the study will be carried on in consultation with students and alum— ni to determine their views. . . . "(1966 guidelines). Students, alugnni, regents and administration, therefore, acted as consultants for the faculty. The study could not have been done without this kind of help. Students acted as consultants in all three of the major phases of the study. In the first phase, carried out by sub— committees of the Faculty Senate in -1967-53, Subcommittee B (Recruit- Page Three SNEVA LETTER merit and Admissions) included John Newhouse and Lois Wolff; Subcommi— ttee C (Faculty Development) included John-Mark Stensvaag; Subcommittee F (Curriculum Development) included Larry Glean; Subcommittee I (Student Life) included Diane Follingstad, John Hubbling, Julie Krei and Richard Seime. The subcommittees on presuppositions, relations with other institutions, com— munity relations, academic resources and buildings did not include students. In the second place, the five member [/11 Committee appointed by the Pres- ident included one faculty member and one Student, Richard Seime. In the last phase three of the six task force chairmen invited students to be con— sultants. Invited to work with "Pre- ' suppositions" were Peter Agre, Gordon Ditmanson, LaRhae Grindal, Richard Seime; with "Academic Programs" were Byron Knatterud, John Reitz, Larry Glenn and yourself; with faculty and Staff Development" were Bradley Refsland, Don Smith, Marsha Leslie, Darrell Skogen. If the names of any students who worked on the blueprint have been 0- mitted, I apologize. Changes were sometimes made and people were in— vited at different times, so that our lists may not be complete. I would appreciate knowing about any such 0- missions, so that our records can be improved. Continued On Page Four Show less
Page 'vao~ A Wednesday, March 18, 1970, No. 7 The Whigfir is published by the students of Augsburg College, Minnea
Show morePage 'vao~ A Wednesday, March 18, 1970, No. 7 The Whigfir is published by the students of Augsburg College, Minnea< lis, Minnesota, as the m Echo pro tem. The opinions expres- ed within this paper are not necessan ily those of the college or the student blisher-—- ----- --Tom Peterson artooner—----—-----Al Zirzow siness Manager-Dave Christianson AFF: Amelitia, Bruce Anderson, n Anderson, Gary Benson, Dawn rnstrom, Katie Berglund, Jim Bod- , Bruce Breamer, Kathy Briese- eister, Janene Cacas, Mike anrs, rb Fineseth, Tom machete, Becky Foss, Doug Germundson, Jim Gross— an, Linda Hansen, Syl Jones, Grant rson, Lorry Lundborg, Betty Mac- y. Mike Madsen. Cornelia McCoy, ke Nelson, Rolf Nestingen, Becky ystuen, Sicily Pumper, Becky Smith, ’ck StuefferI Glow erght. Applications for SPAN are avail- able in office 6C. All upper classmen who wish to apply for acceptance into the education department should do so immediately. Applications are available in the ed- ucation department and are due a: HMafia gfi, ‘ Copies of the Constitution are a- vailable for anyone who wants one. These can be picked up at the recep— tion desk. ~JONES' mm musw To the Editor: ~ I was surprised to find so serious‘ an article as "Freefall" in your last issue, and am excited as well. Syl has had the courage to say what so fewofuscanhardlyadmittoour- selves-«that life in a community of conscientious non-objectors carries with it the tinge of chloroform—- that after being "embalmed" life seem less real. people less human. While words such as love and community are believed attainable only on paper. Thanks for an "honest sound" Kathy Briesemeister mom mums um sum“ To the Editor. 3 Although Augsburg College does [ nothaveaswimmingteamitnowhas " the facilities for the incorporation of this water sport in the athletic depart- w ment program. The pool although not Olympic size, should be adequate for practice and is located in a very con-' venient place, right outside of Mort- enson Hall's south door. I feel that some measure should be taken to insure the safety of Augs- berg men students in this regard. Water safety should be stressed in some seminar or other thing. A row boat or life guard should be position- ed to insure safety. I feel that any cor rective measure would be truly ap' preciated. Yours sincerely, Kim Anderson Room 111 Mortenson ,1 7A‘J ' Show less
Page Twelve GRAPPLERS him A GAlN (YAwu) AungUI‘g'S WI‘eSfling team flexed plotting against Pat for some reason its collective muscle and swept to its since during two years at Augsburg i,» second consecutive St. Olaf-«Carleton he has been renamed in the follow— wrestling title this past Saturday... Show morePage Twelve GRAPPLERS him A GAlN (YAwu) AungUI‘g'S WI‘eSfling team flexed plotting against Pat for some reason its collective muscle and swept to its since during two years at Augsburg i,» second consecutive St. Olaf-«Carleton he has been renamed in the follow— wrestling title this past Saturday at mg ways; Pat Maury, Pat, Mary, Norwfields Pat March, and "Mouse Marvin." The Aussies once again put to- At any rate, this past Saturday the i ge'thel‘ a fine team effort as Bill announcement came through again but if ‘ Hickman. Mike Good, Ron Johnson, in surprising fashion; Pat Marcy is ; Pat Marcy and Mark Mattison 100k now Paul Marcy. In future issues I :4 bldiV‘ldual ChampionShipS- will try to keep you readers informed 11 Mike Good. the Aug's 134 lb. team as to how pat Marcy fares in trying captain collected an additional piece _ to make a name for him-1561f. 0*? hardware for his performance as Meanwhile, Augsburg returns ‘ he was named the meets "OUtStanniing home for a hectic week of. conference Wl‘eSfler' H action which finds Macalasier fur‘n ~ In addition to all the serious goings— jshmg the Oppogition Thursday at on at, the tournament a new chapter 7:30, St_ Mary's and Augsburg meet. was played out in the continuing story mg at 6:00 Friday as the prelimm- ‘i‘ of, Pat Marcy. Just as Lon Chaney was my to the Augsburg “Lakehead Unit- the "man of 1000 faces, ” so it seems versity basketball game, and the 1?: Pat MaI‘CY is rapidly becoming Augs“ Golden Gusties wrestling the Auggies g blrg's "man Of 1000 namesw " Meet on Saturday at 2:00 in the afternoon. 13 announcers coast in coast must be {I} {fled from page Eleven Gustavus increased their lead winning period Corky Hall shot for a score to 7-4. give the Augs a well earned 5—4 Vic- Monday, the 19 of January, the xcry. Auggies hosted a strong St. Mary's Wednesday of that same week saw team and fell into a hard fought 5~3 the Auggies moving to Braemar Arena battle. Augsburg took the lead on a to meet Gustavus. The first nine min-- goal by John Wanshura, but. at this ates was a nightmare for Auggie fans point things took a turn for the worse as the Gusties slapped in five quick and two third period goals, 20 seconds goals. At 13: 13 into the first period, apart, put the game out of reach. De~ however, Corky Hall scored for the termined not to give up, however, ‘13 Aug's first goal. In the second period the Auggies scored on a shot by Gregg the Gusties were held scoreless, and Nelson at 15:30 in the final period. i; Gary Wilde scored for Augsburg. The This week will find Augs journ- margin became simply too much to eying north to play Concordia in a r J overcome, and in the closing minutes double header. " Bi cus groups to identify and tackle Hall will pilot in 20l2-2013 gage!)- Show less
ory beture one receives no hint as to what he was thinking before he said it. He often studied the audience like an actor trying to decide how to deliver a certain line in order to get a desired response. At one very dramatic point in his lecture, Gregory said, "At five years old, I knew the... Show moreory beture one receives no hint as to what he was thinking before he said it. He often studied the audience like an actor trying to decide how to deliver a certain line in order to get a desired response. At one very dramatic point in his lecture, Gregory said, "At five years old, I knew the pusher, the pimp and the prostitute. At eight, I had seen the pusher, the pimp and the pros- titute turn all their tricks for the po- liceman. How are we supposed to rev— spect policemen when they let people like that run free in our communities ?" At this point there was an empathetic shout of "thank you" from a young wo— man in the audience who identified strongly with Gregory's childhood ex— perience. From my vantage point, I could see that Gregory was pleased at this reaponse and it gave him an added incentive to continue his explora- tions of the Black neighborhood. Many people agree that the only inconsistency in his lecture came at the end when he said, "If you liked this talk, I have an album entitled the Light and Dark Side of Dick Gree— gory. Please don't call me or write me. Just go to the record store and buy it. " Here he deviates from his image of the man who is larger than life, who needs only distilled water to exist. Here is where we realize that even Dick Gregory is a capitalist to the extent that we all need capital to live. Perhaps this contradiction in character serves as a reminder that Gregory is human and not super human, which is a comforting thought. ,\-..,.. , Page Eleven AUGS The Auggie Cagers topped off at winning week with a 106—76 victory over Hamline last Saturday night. At Hamline Dick Kelly led the Aug— sburg scoring with 31 points followed by Bruce Wessman and Dave Lehrke with 14 and 13 points. As a team Aug- sburg shot 58 per cent from the floor. With the win at Hamline, Augsburg is 5—3 in conference play and 9—9 over the entire season. Wednesday night, January 21, Augsburg played host to St. J ohn‘s. At the final buzzer Augsburg led 71- 62. On Monday, January 19, Augsburg beat St. Mary's in Winona 70-68 in a game which was close most of the way. Kelly and Ellefson led the scoring with 24 and 20 points reSpectively. Randy Johnson led in the rebound deg partment with nine. Augsburg will travel to Duluth to— night for a game with the University of Minnesota at Duluth. Friday night will host Lakehead University of Port Arthur, Ontario at Melby Hall at 7:30 p. m. PUCKSTERS WIN! ! ! Monday, January 12, the Augsburg hockey team defeated a sound Hamline squad 5-4. It was Hamline drawing first blood on a scoring shot by Craig Strane but near the end of the first period, the Auggies Mike Thorstensen scored to tie things up in the second period. Then at 5:27 into the third Continued on page 12 Show less
madman by Syl Jones Dick Gregory, nationally famous comedian and philosopher appeared on the Augsburg College Campus Wednes— day night, January 21 to lecture on the problems facing young peOple today. Mr. Gregory was very well received by the audience of about 800 students, mostly Black, who... Show moremadman by Syl Jones Dick Gregory, nationally famous comedian and philosopher appeared on the Augsburg College Campus Wednes— day night, January 21 to lecture on the problems facing young peOple today. Mr. Gregory was very well received by the audience of about 800 students, mostly Black, who seemed to feel that a prophet had arisen in their midst. ' Gregory has a very sound econom- ic theory of life. He spoke to the young crowd like an old Greek sage would have spoken to a group of young Athen— ian Scholars. He told them that in the end, what "it all comes down to is sur- vival" and there is no way anyone can argue with this. He Spoke of boycot— ting the barber industry and record industry suggesting that these are the most concrete and direct ways to end the Vietnam War. "Pretty soon the re cord industry will send lobbyists to Washington and that war will be over in no time. " Though it may sound like an oversimplification of a very complex issue, Gregory is right. If Washington can perceive that the war is in any way detrimental to the econ- omy, as well as dissatisfactory to various members of the establishment like barbers and record producers, then the war is liker to come to an abrupt, if not absurdly quick end. Gregory is not an intellectual Speaker. He appeals to the animal- i cus groups to identify and tackle Hall will pilot in 20l2-2013 gen- istic instincts of his audience and therefore his message is a universal one. Who would not feel pain and bitterness at the very thought of 40 million human beings going to bed hungry every night? Gregory still fully manipulated his facts to fit the mood of the situation and his own elusive mood, the mark of an excel- lent speaker. He was able to jolt the . audience out of their intellectualism and dip them into a sea of real emo- tion. "The damn pilgrims killed, murdered and maimed their way a— cross the country to California. The idea contained within this sentence is usually expressed another way: "The pioneers fought bravely to survive a- gainst the red man." The text-book- ishness of this sentence does not sug- gest the genuine reality of the situation Gregory, however, pulled no punches. His reality was stark, cold and human. The motif of the speech was "Am— erica has run out of tricks. "Gregory explained it by saying, "it used to be that any time we wanted to do some- thing we could just do it and think no-- thing of it. But that day is past. Am»- erica, the world is hip to your tricks . "Vietnam is a trick and so is the draft. Enough people are throwing themselves into the very gears of the political machine so that soon the machine will cease to function. Sitting in the front row of a Greg— mxhall Room i g l Show less
Being discussed now in Student Coun— cil is the Constitution presented by our administration that includes the fol- lowing changes: 1) Student Council membership from 20 members to 11 members (4 at large, 1 from Sophomore, Junior, and Senior claSSes, 1 incumbent, 2 from the Freshmen class, 1... Show moreBeing discussed now in Student Coun— cil is the Constitution presented by our administration that includes the fol- lowing changes: 1) Student Council membership from 20 members to 11 members (4 at large, 1 from Sophomore, Junior, and Senior claSSes, 1 incumbent, 2 from the Freshmen class, 1 chairman) with provision for the members to be involved in some other committee con- cerning the rest of the college. 2) Power of Stpdent Council to suspend commissioners, board chairmen or committee representative and veto Student Council vote on this, although Council may reinstate person. Pres» ident must report to Student Society at least twice during his term in off— ice, President also has power to speak for Student Society when he is the official representative of Student Society. 3 Only 5 commissioners are included whereas there used to be 7. '0 Executive Council members now includes President, Vice—President, Treasurer, and 5 commissioners. (Treasurer was not a member before. ) It also is now more like a Cabinet where the President can get suggest- tlons for the programs and reactions about ideas. Every President needs this kind of advisory help and coordin— ation of the programs for the year. 5) Sections describing the job of the Secretary and Treasurer have been added. 0 Judicial Council includes 5 students instead of 3 and so there need be no change in the faculty constitution; Page Nine also that a chairman be appointed at a meeting during fall term. '1) The quorum needed at a Student Society meeting was changed to 15% of the Student Society (instead of a sim— j)le majority). 9) The faculty approval of the student constitution was ommitted. In conclusion this constitution as well as changes in the by—laws (that will be reported at a later date) will 0e voted on by Student Council and iopefully given to Student Society for ‘gheir approval in the general election March 20. If approved this constitu-~ tion will be the legal document of Stu- dent Society until such times as the _C_harter is ready for operation. E IN 77]; st 4 (zit AummNs 0% Auditions for the fourth production of the 1969-70 season, THE LION IN WINTER, by James Goldman will be held on Sunday, February 1, at 1:30 pm at the theatre, 245 Cedar Avenue, Mpls. The roles to be cast are: 4 men, ages 16 to 25 (mature for age); 1 man age 50's; 1 woman, age 23; 1 woman, age 60—ish. All roles are open; none have been pre-cast. Scripts may be checked out by calling the theatre, 336—9123, and making arrangements with Colman Page. THE LION IN WINTER will be directed by Mac Harris who directed several other Theatre in the Round productions. Show less
ll Page Eight NEW CONSTlTuTlON AM) BiLLOF RIGHTS; WWW by LaRhae Grindal Two of the most important areas of student government interest this year have been needed additions to the pres- ent constitution and also the beginning 3f work on all Collegiate Charters. toth of these have come a long way... Show morell Page Eight NEW CONSTlTuTlON AM) BiLLOF RIGHTS; WWW by LaRhae Grindal Two of the most important areas of student government interest this year have been needed additions to the pres- ent constitution and also the beginning 3f work on all Collegiate Charters. toth of these have come a long way since this fall. The need for a new constitution has been felt since two years ago when Jim Nye's administration worked almost totally on a new constitution which was not approved by faculty. The reason for faculty disapproval was the change in by—laws required in the faculty con— stitution as a result of the changes in the student constitution. Out of this conflict as well the desire for a more realistic document of governance for he whole college, the Student- Faculty Council began discussing the idea of a charter las t year which would solve ,he problem of two constitutions and at the same time abolish the controls of faculty over the constitution which seemed unrealistic. Finally at its last meeting, the council moved that a charter commission be appointed out of the President's office and be funded in order to research and take surveys for a more effective job. As the first accomplishment to— ward this goal of a chater, the Stu— dent—Faculty Council approved the cus groups to identify and tackle 3th Hall will pub: in 2012-2013 gen- der neutral apartments thro Wit RE "Joint Stallment on Rights and Free— doms of Students" which is the most accepted statement of rights of stuv—r dents. In this document is included the following freedoms: freedom of access to higher education in the class— .room, policies on student needs, stu- dent affairs, (freedom of association, inquiry expression, participation in institutional government, student publications) off-campus freedoms of students, procedural standards in disciplinary proceedings, and enforce— ment. In this last section it is advis— ‘ ed that the schools set up machinery for continuing joint interpretation of the policies and procedures recommend— ed in the statement. In an effort to do just this the Student—Faculty Council moved to hold an open hearing on the statement of rights and freedoms on Wednesday, January 28 at 9:35 a.m. in the Commons so the students and faculty might have a discussion about the document. Many of the freedoms stated in the document form a good bas— is for all future thinking about the Charter. Since we have realized that this Chartered Commission will have much work and time ahead of them,the other need in Student Government is for a constitution that has in it more checks and also basic changes in structure. Marshall Room Show less
h ' by Java (5%. is c M service and other health hazards, was there to grace us with one of his believe— it-or-nots on etiquette. Standing up and clearing his throat, he bellowed out something about a gentleman never finishing his meal before his date does. Then he sat down to stare at his un-... Show moreh ' by Java (5%. is c M service and other health hazards, was there to grace us with one of his believe— it-or-nots on etiquette. Standing up and clearing his throat, he bellowed out something about a gentleman never finishing his meal before his date does. Then he sat down to stare at his un- touched food. It seems the lady he was with took one look at her plate and an- nounced that she just couldn't eat "that stuff. " The highlight of the evening came as I watched my waitress struggle to pour coffee. High society has a strict rule that says a waitress must always serve from one's left. I was sitting in a corner with a huge rubber plant stationed behind me, so the waitress had to climb into the flower pot and through the tree to reach my left side. Both the flower pot and I were highly amused. Anyway, the waitress didn't seem to mind us laughing because, as Fern Martinson so aptly put it, one has to make certain sacrifices if one expects to be included in the "high society. " If that's true, I should be a prime candidate for acceptance. 1 make the biggest sacrifice of all: going to the banquet. A o L.,. 7, , age Seven Orchcsim ans Comg‘i Po» VJJYW t +- by Grg Withers The Augsburg College Orchestra, under the direction of Mr. Robert Karlen, will present a concert during convocation, 9:35 a.m. , at Si Melby Hall on Wednesday, February 4. Opening the program, the orches- tra will perform one of Handel's great instrumental pieces, "prelude and Rigue in D Minor. " Only eleven instruments will be utilized in the presentation of Dvorak's HSerenade in D Minor. " This work has a most appealing and expressive melodic line shared between clarinet and oboe. A Brass Quartet composed of Linda Anderson, trombone; Daryl Jackson, French horn; Betty MacKay, and Greg Withers, trumpet; will play "Ricercar" by Gabrielle. This humi- ber is based on the renaissance cus— tom of transferring vocal music into instrumental. Overtrrc arf‘ Y‘ava‘sc from "Gunn- laug" will complete the orchestra's performance. The composer of this number, Mr. Robert Karlen, was in- spired by the Icelandic epic "Gunn— laug the Serpent-tongued. " Mr. Kar— len was commissioned :0 write a piece for the celebration of Augsburg's Centennial and chose this saga as a basis on which to biiild his creation. The piece focuses on a love-triangle that is destroyed through greed and desire for personal gain. The stren~ gth and vigor which prevail in the opening of the music finally gives way to resignation and despair. Show less
{I cus groups to identify and tackle by Jim Grossman Omside of being properly toilet trained I'm fairly ignorant when it comes to high society etiquette, so the prospect of sitting in on the Freshmen Evening Elegante and being tutored by Miss Etiquette, Fern Martinson, thrilled me. My date and I... Show more{I cus groups to identify and tackle by Jim Grossman Omside of being properly toilet trained I'm fairly ignorant when it comes to high society etiquette, so the prospect of sitting in on the Freshmen Evening Elegante and being tutored by Miss Etiquette, Fern Martinson, thrilled me. My date and I put on our best Monday—go—to—forma1—dinner out— fits and stomped off to join the rest of the would be banquet buffs. The number one etiquette rule was impressed upon us early: one must never, under any circumstances, sit at the same table with one's date. As we entered the dining hall, we were each pounced on by a hostess and hustled off to different corners of the room where we could sit and wave our buns at each other throughout the en— tire five course meal. Miss Martinson began the ordeal by easing everyone's uneasiness. When announced that she really didn't expect much from us as even a former Urness Tower Head Resident didn't learn how to hold a knife until after she graduated from college. Every— one breathed a sigh of relief and began eating; each one going about it in his own unmannered style. I-lall will pub: in 2012—2013 gen- Everyone seemed to make it through the tomato juice and salad without any major catastrophies, but there was widespread difficulty when it came to soup eating. It seems not all Augsburg students know that when one eats soup one is to tilt the bowl in a southeasterly direction. Much to the dismay of Miss Martinson and her associates, this resulted in soup bowls being tilted in every conceiv— able direction. Utter chaos. The rest of the meal went okay if you overlook everything being cold. And that really couldn't be helped as it took a while to decide which of the many forks I was going to use for my pork chop, and which I would attack the potato with. To further educate us, the most illustrious members of the Augsburg staff were on hand to give out a few of their highly coveted secrets to better eating habits. Mark Johnson, the suave, debonair Augsburg admission's czar, demonstrated, as only he can, the fine art of shoving corn around his plate and onto his fork with his roll. Carl Stromer, Augsburg's expert on food Abshallkoom Show less
r4 I i I 'ihlrMi X5: f-I‘fieqat I am 0;)- sed to warmer weather. Let me make thing perfectly clear. I have noth— against sunburn and lawn mowers or king barefoot in the rain. As a mat- of fact, the recent cold spell has n a nuisance and has caused many .ippointments. Twice I had to postpone the... Show morer4 I i I 'ihlrMi X5: f-I‘fieqat I am 0;)- sed to warmer weather. Let me make thing perfectly clear. I have noth— against sunburn and lawn mowers or king barefoot in the rain. As a mat- of fact, the recent cold spell has n a nuisance and has caused many .ippointments. Twice I had to postpone the second ual Slower than Molasses in January test because the opponent wouldn't wl out of his jar (in the future re— ing to show will result in a forfeit). Thirty below weather has its ad- itages but is it worth freezing your ' :ers and the tips of your ears just iave weather so cold your nose won‘t i? I was pounding on my thermometer 1 Tuesday trying to make the mercury e and my hand got stuck to the metal. It's a good thing that northern )ple can stand :he cold without loos- their good Spirits. You might be used by a funny thing my mother d yesterday. We were outside )veling the snow off the sidewalk Page Five when a brand new red Ford sedan fil- led with bantam hockey players went by on the wrong side of the street. My mother thumbe «’1 back her bonnet, leaned her elbow on the shovel and quibbed in a style that's typically mother, "Gee ther's a lot of snow this year. It's over my boots even when I stand on tiptoes. " After a hearty laugh we commenced to shovel the walk as we had been doing prior to this incident. Finally, when the temperature dropped, my sister brought the snow— man inside the house. Well, he got this crazy idea that he was Parson Brown and has been illegally marrying couples in our basement. The President's Cabinet meeting on January 12, 1970 passed a resol- ution extending the closing hours of all dances by a half—hour. This means that dances will close at 1:03 a. m. from now on. 1967 Deluxe Smith Corona Type— writer. Well maintained and in ex— cellent condition. Call 332—5181, extension 301 or contact WHI SPER. FOR SALE Want Ads in this paper, 20¢ per line with a minimum of three lines. Call 332-5181 extension 301. Show less
ll cus groups to identify and tackle 8 Late Si NC at: EU] Ed. Note: The following letter was sent to the President of the Student So» ciety in response to the petition sent to Mayor Stenvig. Dear Miss Grindal: I appreciate fully the right of each one of you to voice your disapproval of my failure... Show morell cus groups to identify and tackle 8 Late Si NC at: EU] Ed. Note: The following letter was sent to the President of the Student So» ciety in response to the petition sent to Mayor Stenvig. Dear Miss Grindal: I appreciate fully the right of each one of you to voice your disapproval of my failure to reappoint the Reverand L. William Youngdahl to the Minneapolis Commission on Human Relations. My decision to not reappoint him STENSIIOEL Runs by Granton Larson Dr. Myles Stenshoel, associate professor, department chairman of political science, and director of sum-- mer school here at Augsburg, is seek—- ing a seat on the Minnetonka City Coun— cil in a special election on February 17. On January 20, Stenshoel was one of the four candidates to survive the primary election, polling the second highest number of votes. Two coun— cilmen will be elected in the run~off election. The special election was called to comply with the recently approved charter which enlarged the council and turned the former village of Min— netonka into an official city. A coun- oil—manager type of governement was adopted. Dr. Stenshoel feels that Minnetonka is entering a very criti- cal period in its developement. He believes that the community faces a l shit «1.: Hall will pilot in 20i2-2013 gen- was made only after long and serious consideration. I believe that the people who have been named by both the Cit y Council and myself will do a thorough— ly responsible job and that they will re- present every segment of our commun- ity. All of us have the very best inter-- ests of Minneapolis at heart. While we disagreed on Mr. Youngdalh‘s ap-- pointment, I want you to know that I respect the commendable interest you have all shown. Sincerely yours, Charles ten/jg, M A YO R "legacy of problems" and he wants to be in a position to influence the deci— sion- making processes during the formative years of city organization. Stenshoel also has expressed his op— . inion that Minnetonka must cooperate with other suburban and inner—city communities to meet common prob— lems. Dr. Stenshoel’s career has com— bined politics and theology. Before coming to Augsburg, he was a parish pastor for some years and then taught at Augustana College in South Dakota. in 1988, he ran for the Minnesota House with DFL endorsement in a heavily Republican district, losing after a close race. Stenshoel doesn't feel that the add— ed responsibilities that would result from winning the up—coming election would interfere with his duties at Aug— sburg. In fact, he thinks the two roles would be complementary and that the experiences he would be gaining could be beneficial. ._ ,. H J. it t I Show less
cow names ems swans HEAT To the Editor: Sparks flying, environmental sick- ness developing, and pails of water for combat purposes. Where is all this? In Vietnam? Palestine? Bia- fra? No. In Urness Tower. Lately many yelps of pain and groans of discomfort have been heard emanating from the... Show morecow names ems swans HEAT To the Editor: Sparks flying, environmental sick- ness developing, and pails of water for combat purposes. Where is all this? In Vietnam? Palestine? Bia- fra? No. In Urness Tower. Lately many yelps of pain and groans of discomfort have been heard emanating from the confines of the Tower. The water cooler, of which there are two on each floor, is the sole lifesaver of some 300 girls re- siding there. I happen to be an occu- ‘ pant of that infamous building, and I hereby wish to make known publicly the trials which we face every hour. l As the floors are completely car— l peted, everything we touch is a poten-~ tial shock producer. Now I ask you, I put this question before you, - How safe is it to have so many volts a day passing through each young woman's body? Might this not cause some 1 lasting damage which as yet cannot be determined because of the limits of our scientific knowledge? To further my point on another aSpect of this same problem, ask any girl in the dorm if she has a nasal complication, and 5 out of 10 will answer yes, and go on in detail about the lack of hum- idity in their rooms. I know a girl who is attempting to beat this problem by filling a jug with water, hoping it will evaporate. My roomate and I prefer to use the greater serface area method. In other words. water dis- tributed among a dozen cups, and ‘Since rel ‘dard is sponsoring a writing competi- Page Three placed on the heater. In this manner. water tends to evaporate at a much greater rate. However, one problem this presents is that one cannot look out the window without upsetting the cups. This is, though a relatively minor inconvenience because the rug is so dry, the water dries on it im— mediately. Many times I have con— sidered watering the carpet. Every morning I start the day out with a terribly dried up nose. I'm surprised it hasn't shriveled yet. And I'm beginning to wonder whether I should wash my face. If I do, it looks like I'm catching dandruff in the wrong place. This malady is by no means peculiar to myself. All girls in this desert suffer it. What is most strange to me is why the more radical of the students haven't risen up in revolt long before. But please, now is the time, before all that is left of the girls in Urness Tower is a pile of flakes. Mar aret BerEh WIN MONHll! Interested in earning $20 for a poem or $50 for a short story (Augsburg competition only)? The Lutheran Stan— tion for students at Lutheran colleges this winter. The poetry winner at and; school will receive $20 and the short story winner, $50. There are no prescribed topics or themes, and the winners will be determined at Augs- burg by a student-faculty panel from the English Department. All competi— tion submitted no later than Feb. 16. Show less
Wednesday, January 28, 1970, No. 3 The Whi; per is published by the students of Augsburg College, M...nea— polis, Minnesota, as a temporary re- placement by the Augsburg Ech . Editor—in—Chief Steve Frantz Head Cheerleader Tom Hart Sports Editor Terry Blue News Editor Jan Gamradt Publisher Tom... Show moreWednesday, January 28, 1970, No. 3 The Whi; per is published by the students of Augsburg College, M...nea— polis, Minnesota, as a temporary re- placement by the Augsburg Ech . Editor—in—Chief Steve Frantz Head Cheerleader Tom Hart Sports Editor Terry Blue News Editor Jan Gamradt Publisher Tom Peterson Cartooner Al Zirzow Business Manager Bob Kohls STAFF: Sue Adams, Amelitia, B. Beardsley Anderson, Ken Anderson, Gary Benson, Dawn Bernstrom, Katie Berglund, Jim Bodurtha, Bruce Breamer, Janene Cacas, Mike anrs, Barb Finneseth, Tom Fisher, Becky Foss, Doug Germundson, Jim Gross— man, Linda Hansen, Syl Jones, Grant Larson, Lorry Lundberg, Betty Mac- Kay, Mike Madsen, Cornelia McCoy, Mike Nelsan, Rolf Nestingen, Becky Nystuen, Cindy Penman, Shelley Pumper, Betty Siiro, Becky Smith, Emmett Smith, Rich Stvefer, Gloria iii/right, ICE RINK The Mortenson Hall ice skating rink is open. The cost is 25¢ for an entire day of skating or, for the vet~ erans, $2. 25 for a season ticket. Private party's can rent the rink for $2. 50 Monday through Thursday. For more inl-‘ormation or reservations call extension 676 and ask for Barry Eleason, Tom Jenson, Ken Bodene or Kerry Isensee. The Augsburg commmunity extend‘ its sympathy to James Lancaster on the death of his father who died J an- cus groups to identify and tackle I-lall will pilot in 20l2 m BIAFRA 1967-70 The war is over in Nigeria and Biafra is no longer Biafra. Once again the Ibos are a national group stuck in a country that doesn't concern them. For all the years of fighting, the peop? e of Biafra have nothing more than they had before except increased alienation towards the victor. It'll be hard for the people of Biaf— ra to stride arm in arm with their countrymen knowing that in the past they had tried to subdue them by starv- ing the women and children. It'll be hard too for Biafra to appreciate Nig— eria after their soldiers have looted Biafran villages and raped Blair-an women. We had a civil war in America and the results were "freedom" for the slaves and an increase in the price of cotton. Nigeria's relief efforts too are not working or are working very well de- pending on whether you're Biafran or Nigerian. Nigeria refused at first to receive aid or "blood money" from countries who during the war tried to keep starving people alive. Nigerian's didn't use their heads when they got themselves into the war and if they had continued their efforts for One more year there wouldn't have been any rebel Biafrans left to worry about. T. H. _20'13 gem Walla” Room Show less